David Lynch recently released the cast list for the new season of Twin Peaks, which has been reported as not being a reboot, but rather a continuation of the original series from when it first aired in the early nineties.
The cast list is long—217 people long to be exact. A litany of new actors are joining the series and, with a few exceptions, most of the original players are returning as well. The list is not without its snubs, however, and below are some notable absences from a roster many experts thought included everyone in the history of the entertainment industry.
Miley Cyrus
Andrew Dice Clay
DJ Qualls
Dante’s ex from Clerks that had sex with a corpse
Pizza Rat
Staind
Mon Mothma
Meaty and/or Beefy the bulldogs
Odlaw AKA Bumblebee Waldo
Gallagher
The Infuerno 