Tip-off for Portland’s eulogy is tomorrow at 10:30 pm EST/7:30 pm PST.

Update: Steph just became the first player to ever be unanimously voted league MVP, defending his title from last year, and is now the 11th person to win back-to-back honors. Stay tuned tomorrow when he is likely to win the Firefighter of the Millennium award while building a hospital for refugees in outer space.