Get a Load of This Ted Cruz Video.
Ted Cruz, who is a sanctimonious bag of butts and a quitter who is bad at hugs, just debuted a five minute video in which his staff admits that despite them […]
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Metal Monday: Destrage “- (Obedience)”
Happy Monday. It’s nice out. Go create a circle pit in Times Square. Forge your own path.
Ranking Video Game Console Start-Up Screens
FrankJavCee, a vaporwave soldier and trill genius of dank memery, has a new album out. Opening it is the track “VaporTrap,” and it serves as a tongue-in-cheek example of entry-level song-making for the […]
What’s More American Than These America Budweiser Cans?
Budweiser will be renaming themselves “America” this summer, and are rebranding their bottle and can labels accordingly. Each element on the existing design will be replaced with something that screams “U-S-A!” louder than a […]
Wednesday Wake-Up: Found Money in the Speaker, Bought Lower Manhattan Pizza
Aesop Rock dropped The Impossible Kid a week and a half ago, his seventh full-length album, and quite possibly his most earnest to date. It’s a beast of a record, and like […]
He Sure Is.
Tip-off for Portland’s eulogy is tomorrow at 10:30 pm EST/7:30 pm PST. Update: Steph just became the first player to ever be unanimously voted league MVP, defending his title from last […]
NYC’s Newest Radio Station Broadcasts from a Shipping Container in Brooklyn, Because Of Course.
Over the weekend Gothamist reported on the new tenants of a tiny, triangle-shaped lot on Nassau Avenue that divides Williamsburg and Greenpoint. Contrary to popular belief, the space isn’t the new home of […]
Kevin Love’s Touchdown Outlet Pass is Dream Fuel.
As he is wont to do, Kevin Love hit LeBron James with a dime of an outlet pass in Cleveland’s 100-99 series-ending win over Atlanta yesterday. Seriously, just tuck me […]
Metal Monday: Deafheaven – “The Pecan Tree”
Well, well, well. Look who decided to show up to work today. Whenever it’s a beautiful morning in the city I’m always immediately taken to the halfway-ish point of Deafheaven’s “The Pecan […]
Freaky Friday Dance Party: Animal Collective – “Gnip Gnop”
It’s Friday. The weekend is still eight hours away, and local weather maps look like someone spilled a bucket of crying Jordan memes all over the northeast. I think it’s […]
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